El Reno Renardo

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a herd of mutant reindeer armed with electric guitars crash-landed in a neon-soaked future, you’re about to find out. On Saturday, December 20th, at 16 Toneladas Rock & Roll Club (Valencia), the glorious lunacy known as El Reno Renardo returns — and they’re bringing Golden Peluco along for the ride.

This isn’t just a concert. It’s a full-blown sci-fi fiesta, a chrome-plated orgy of riffs, satire, and questionable fashion choices. The promotional image alone looks like a mash-up between Tron, Mad Max, and a Mercadona Christmas catalog. Four shiny warriors in reflective armor, their faces bathed in LED glory, stare down the camera as if preparing to defend Earth from an invasion of bad taste.

El Reno Renardo — Spain’s most beloved heavy metal parody act — are veterans of the absurd. Expect them to deliver a setlist that zigzags from medieval madness to internet memes faster than a caffeinated ferret. Their lyrics will make you laugh, cry, and possibly question your life choices. One moment you’ll be chanting along to a hymn about technology addiction, the next you’ll find yourself headbanging to a reworked children’s song about social decay. It’s art. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful.

Supporting act Golden Peluco are equally committed to the sacred craft of nonsense. Their name alone suggests a man who moonlights as both disco prophet and failed shampoo commercial model. Together, these two bands promise a night of wild costume changes, sing-along anthems, and enough decibels to exfoliate your soul.

Doors open at 23:00, with the madness officially kicking off at 23:30. Advance tickets are 25€ (or 30€ at the door), but the first 50 brave souls to commit get in for 22€ — a small price to pay for eternal bragging rights and mild tinnitus.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Christmas playlists and want to swap “Jingle Bells” for “Reno Renardo Blows Up the Internet,” mark your calendars. On December 20th, 16 Toneladas becomes ground zero for the most gloriously unhinged metal night of the holiday season. Long live the Reno. Long live the Peluco. And may your hangover be gentle.

For information and tickets: 16 Toneladas